bulk bin

2009-03-03T07:02:00.000-08:00

L. is working until passout/peeky is SO CUTE.
M. is you wouldn't be ballin' if yer name was spaldin'.
T. is finished with her woman cause she couldnt help me with my mind.

2009-03-01T07:47:00.000-08:00

WANTED *Gun Bullet*

I'm looking to by a model or real bullet for suvenir purposes. i have no intention of shooting it even if it is shootable. im simply buying it for show wether it works or not. conact if u hve.

2009-03-01T07:08:00.000-08:00

Friday: ditched work early, boarded a plane to chicago, ate deep dish pizza
Saturday: bus tour of chicago, bought some crap, had dinner at lawry's prime rib, went to Buddy Guy's Legends Blues Bar, got drunk
Sunday: cured hangover with Jamba Huice, walked the city, board a plane, weird dreams (recurring)

2009-03-01T06:14:00.000-08:00

Tomorrow might never come - m4w - 43

You only live once and tomorrow might never come.So live like there is no tomorrow.
I would love to meet a nice woman for fun times

2009-02-28T07:17:00.000-08:00

[name] ... nobody has calves like Oriental Diesel! These Diamonds shall walk me to victory come May 5th! You chicken legged mother fuckers will be crushed like eggs!

[name]'s alcohol consumption is that of a freight train...hence the name Oriental Diesel! I will out train, out drink, out party you!!! The human locomotive!

drum history

2009-02-28T07:06:00.000-08:00

thats completely untrue. Gene Krupa (Kruper?) and Joe Morello were actually known for incredibly tasteful discretion in their playing. There are alot of solos that were video documented, but I don't get where you came up with that argument, they're jazz greats, saying those guys don't complement the music they play is heresy. I really don't think you have much of an idea what you're talking about.

2009-02-04T21:23:00.000-08:00

Please do:

Dance

Make time for all people

Value those who love you best

reflect

take a new rout

Learn everything

Sing

Find your opinions, ideals, beliefs and stick with them.

Try

So. There go my two cents, as of now. There is probably more but I'm tired and have school in the morning, so I'm done for now.

Good night all you fine people. Get your head out of the clouds and come back down to reality.

2009-02-02T20:54:00.001-08:00

Let's see here, well I'm not looking for any sex nor a girlfriend.

All I want to do is help someone who is in desperate need of advice;;
It don't matter if it's relationships, school, family, employment, or anything else;;
I'm a great listener and am known to give good advice.
All ages welcome, I mean after all were not going to meet just talk through emails or on the phone,
Will only give my number to people with serious problems!
Give it a try u have nothing to loose only happines to be gained.
Oh yeah I'm naturally good at making people happy when they are sad or mad.
So drop me a line,,,,
Ciao,
Arie.

2009-02-02T20:48:00.000-08:00

T's life is an R. Kelly video.

C. at 3:40pm February 2
i think you should create at least 1-8 episodes.
C*. at 3:51pm February 2
This could absolutely work. Right down to the phone call. You guys know how I can never back down from a Robert Kelly train wreck. The guy's pure entertainment. I support this.
Z. at 4:57pm February 2
are you still wedged under the chesterfield?
T. at 6:18pm February 2
yes. all i need is a cherry pie and a midget.

2009-01-29T10:41:00.001-08:00

i'm suing my ex for chyld support. fuckin' kid's such a fatass, playing video games & eating cheetos all day long. i work as a lawyer in a large metropolitan city, and make enough to keep my child in a private (white) school - but my ex just lost his job (because of obama), and without his monthly cheques, i fear little fatass, jr will have to go to a public school and be ridiculed/mixed race.

any adv?

2009-01-29T10:38:00.000-08:00

H is a Yo-Yo.
T is totally going to get the mumps soon, god-willing.
C is mad for nomads.

2009-01-29T10:34:00.001-08:00

hey - 30

Hi there,

just sitting at home bored out of my mind... is there anyone out there interested in chatting about anything...

i am a guy who is interested in chatting to anyone..i dont care if you're a guy or female that is gay / straight or bi... doesnt matter to me... just want to chat, thats all..

2009-01-25T11:40:00.000-08:00

WHAT. THE. FUCK? 5 minutes after I met this guy he dumped a giant beer on my best friend, called her a “fat bitch” several times and threatened to beat up her boyfriend. He’s covered in these god awful satanic tattoos and when we got to his place he made me watch Sixteen Candles and listen to a bunch of gangsta rap. He slapped me around and choked me the whole time we boned, then he held my hand and walked me to the train in the morning. I’m still confused.

http://sorrymom.tumblr.com/archive

this shit is pretty funny.

2009-01-13T20:13:00.001-08:00

Thursday
you perfect little hot mess,
thank you for being my best friend and putting up with my shit.
youre way out of my league and i dont know how i got so lucky to get the only perfect person in existence.
thank you for keeping me around and being amazing.
i dont deserve you.

2009-01-13T20:11:00.000-08:00

TO SALMON

A majestic herd of silver and red
Wide eyed knights in armor, struggling for home
Scale clad crusaders choking rivers with dead
Navigating waters with neither map or tome

Pilgrims from oceans with wide open spaces
Heed the silent call heard over the surf
Then travel to much more dangerous places
To visit the calm waters of their births

So they blaze with single mind, and with no pause
Lest they run into fate, via pointed bear claws.

2009-01-13T20:05:00.001-08:00

R. is going to eat 20 grill cheese's and act like "Italy's Santa Claus"...

2009-01-12T09:52:00.000-08:00

2009-01-09T14:05:00.001-08:00

I have not made any such claim, asshole

Rather, I have PROVEN that the "conventional wisdom" about deaths under Stalin is in fact just LIES.

But being good little unthinking tit sucking American assholes, you REFUSE to accept new, credible data because it goes against your religious-like foolish belief in all the bullshit you learned in skool...

2009-01-09T14:01:00.000-08:00

L. is "sorry we are interested in local candidates only."

L. : transmogrifly away.

M. cleaned the office and the kitchen and will proceed to remove purple nail polish circa NYE.

2009-01-07T12:09:00.000-08:00

AGREED! Learn to speak without "Fuck this" "Fuck That" and this might be able to be used as an educational tool to show the world what kind of mess we’re creating. Instead I’m embarrassed by the language and don’t even want to show the people I know it would matter to.

Also, a smaller version of this getting the point across would be more advantageous... Something people could throw on their myspaces and blogs to get the word out quickly rather than navigating through 12 videos...

Hopefully you listen to your viewers!

2009-01-06T14:56:00.001-08:00

oh you! - w4w (downtown)

i felt like you were a cave and i was a little thing on the wall when you hugged me...

the way you touched me felt so good. i wanted more. i still do.

this is too complicated for life.

maybe in another era.

2009-01-05T13:09:00.001-08:00

SECRET: the other day, on the subway, there was this incredibly hot blond dude and we looked each other up and down like there was no tomorrow. i thought he was the hottest shit. BUT...he was singing to himself and not even listening to music! too weird, right? i slowly brought my hand to his mouth, and covered it. he stopped singing. we kissed! it was the hottest thing ever! he tasted like pepsi.

2009-01-05T13:03:00.000-08:00

T. is a feral cat, born in a brooklyn alley, two years old, neutered, male.

K. is irritated. Going to take 5 amitryptalines to knock me out, see ya's friday!! LOL.

A. is eating a toasted tomato sandwich...thought you all might want to know.

2009-01-04T15:35:00.001-08:00

well let me tell all of you little nietzsche lovers something that he failed to point out and that is even if your ultimatly gifted u cant get a job in this shit for economic country, iam i repeat i'am the ubermensch in the highest degree and your better off following bob marley period point blank lol

2008-12-28T23:43:00.001-08:00

hello i was asking do u wanna be ma freind now do u yes or no mayb so because i dont have no freinds right now so type back wen u get this thank u very much

2008-12-28T23:27:00.000-08:00

original post:

Sleeping 14 hours. Showering once every two days. Eating Swanson frozen meals. Depressed. Didn't leave the house. today or yesterday.

Anyone got some suggestions for Jobs around Canada?

I'm sick of Montreal.

I applied at the Chateau lake Louise. Any other ideas? Maybe Vancouver.

What does Vancouver have to offer?

reply:

dude. you're living my dream life.

2012

2008-12-28T23:13:00.000-08:00

She is right, personal 'ascension' is a darkside op..it causes Seperation.. We can return to our true natures though and shut down the programming and dis-connect..
An increase in global consciousness is occurring..
4th dimension is being manifested..and systems falling. This is just the beginning.. prepare..
look inside for answers..
Connect to the divine to find truth...
Learn how the darkside operates and make your moves... No one saves you, but YOU!..It starts with you + your intentions.!

2008-12-28T21:00:00.001-08:00

T. is bringing stupid back.

2008-12-21T08:38:00.000-08:00

Cale is doing the sunday thing....... nothing..

Linda : unthinkable.

Adam is making a nice sunday morning breakfast w the boy.

new You Tube account #1

2008-10-29T22:10:00.000-07:00

mattstairsismycousin
Joined: October 25, 2008
Last Sign In: 10 hours ago
Videos Watched: 51
Subscribers: 4
Channel Views: 29
mat stairs is really my cousin. he is a player in the MLB aka major league baseball.i well just be putting videos of him and the team he his on i hope you like my channel. Oh and subscribe to my favorites
MLB world series 2008
game:1 tb 2 phi 3
game :2 tb 7 phi 0
game: 3 tb 4 phi 5
Name: jayden
Age: 28
well as you all know i am related to mat stairs.Don't get me wrong it's true. This channel well be all about mat stairs and his career. He just shortly switched over to the philies from the blue jays, and he has a shot at the world series. I well have lots of videos of him so don't forget to subscribe to my favorites. Oh and i might make a some videos soon see ya subscribe to favorites........ plz i really need you to subscribe to favorites
Country: Canada
Occupation: ?
Schools: wouldent you like to know?
Companies: none lol
Interests and Hobbies: ummmmmmm........ baseball basketball and all other sports,and watching sports on tv.
Movies and Shows: uh i like the simpsons and south park
Music: ?
Books: sport stuff ......

2008-10-03T01:07:00.001-07:00

i went to bed quite early last night, and got up at 3:30 am, writing my formal lab report. thank god, i'm done with it, and feel a little bit stressless.

anyways, my good old friend, awin, sent me an email.

2008-09-14T23:25:00.001-07:00

its aweful when u get school but msn messenger?, yes these has happen 2 me. Msn 1 night some 1 person starts acting up then a group of them starts. then the worst happens some hacks into ur msn account and sends emails 2 ur contacts. a few hours into college i start gettin texts from people readin the emails. Then u relise that ur ex is helpin (if any1 has suffered about the same please say!)

4 this reason im gonna b wearing something pink every friday 2 celebrate the end of this misery.

2008-07-02T22:04:00.000-07:00

Political Views:
Very Liberal
Religious Views:
shite suni catholic baptist born again buddhist jew

the following saturday

2008-07-02T21:53:00.000-07:00

hey babe..
so i start work today which means i have no access to a phone or internet until saturday.........i don't no how im going to go so long without talking to you it may actually kill me haha...

i miss you tons boooy. :(
theres a feestival thingy in my town next weekend (july 5th)
if you could come for saturday night that'd be awesome!

my town just puts up a few rides and were having a hardcore show this time too...it should be good times, if you cant come though, ill just go see you the following saturday, ill just need to be home by 3 on sunday to go to work ahaha..

i work 4 weeks then have 3 weeks off, so im practically going to be with you a ton during those 3 weeks ok? lolol

love yoooou.
xo

2008-05-30T09:13:00.001-07:00

]He carried my guitars for me @ Johnny Thunders in 89 @ the Apocalypse club & drove around with me & my roommates Fatman & Snake-belly to the old sneaky dees( when it was24/7 & you could order coffee all night ) when we were on acid beeing driven by a racist cab that looked like driver that looked like Jabba the Hutt. Oh ya he got me into Nirvana @ lee's & smoked hash drank tea & listened to the Yardbirds when we were neighbours @ the Riot House .
see ya there .
love ya Davy

2008-05-23T07:05:00.000-07:00

J. is gone.
T. is crunchy barrels of fun for your breakfast...
J. is getting ready to give a high impact presentation!
L. is all clicked out.
M. chisox keep on winning.
K. is saying it's friday bitches, let's get fucked up!

2008-05-21T14:08:00.000-07:00

M. is back and unhacked.
L. gets to meet Elsa tonight.
S. had the best weekend ever!!
T. T. Hamsterface.
K.is kind of a big deal.
A. has just gotten her tonsils taken out. Attention! Attention! All friends please remain as boring as possible. Laughing hurts me :-(.
20 hours ago

2008-05-19T22:20:00.000-07:00

J. is enjoying the married live.
K. didn't know what he had till it was gone.
M. is only listening to fireworks.
L. is going coast to coast for eggs and toast.

2008-05-19T22:13:00.000-07:00

the "do you like local hip hop?" guy usually smacks his lips and pats the bus-seat beside him.

I wonder how much action Do You Like Local Hip Hop gets.

2008-05-14T22:40:00.001-07:00

It'd be nice to work from home as a cook...

Although, then I wouldn't have much of a kitchen...

2008-02-26T08:54:00.000-08:00

I'm Pumped.

I know they play fairly often, but I got a feeling about the one. Last time I saw them was at a road house called "The Second Last Call". I't was a good joint to grab a lager and play some pool before you hit the slots at Rama.

I just thinks the energy at Healy's is gonna be pretty wild, especially after the leafs smoke Atlanta, and the boys start pouring in looking for a good time.

no play for mr. grey

Re: Anybody else else checking out April Wine @ Healy's this Sat?

Quote from:
especially after the leafs smoke Atlanta, and the boys start pouring in looking for a good time.

sounds like a helluva night!

Re: Anybody else else checking out April Wine @ Healy's this Sat?

HOW WAS IT??!!! Were the boys in a rowdy state? Canadians galore with ample DuMauriers?

Re: Anybody else else checking out April Wine @ Healy's this Sat?

I love this.

2008-01-18T09:10:00.000-08:00

re: You Shook Me

This song means... this song means... this song means... a lot to me. Just because I think I'm the "bird that sings", and my Mr. Confused didn't know how to tell me that directly, so instead he told me "hey, you know, today I heard on the radio one of my favourite songs from Led, You Shook Me! The guitar in the middle is so..." bla... bla... bla... Yeah, right, Mr. Confused and stuck-in-between-birds! What guitar in the middle??? Anyway. Thank God for Page and Plant, this one awesome guy could send his message accross to me without having to spell things out, thus off the other bird's radar!!! Ha..ha..ha...

2008-01-11T05:24:00.001-08:00

Just got a new Shirt To go with my new Shoes and Red Tie from Canada writes: So what you saying Lord Cross, you an outdoor person. You hunt. So what. Want to go up north with me and do a little prospecting? It entails a wee bit of blastin, but dont worry, i'll make sure I don't get my signals mixed when your moving about the shot. Say, did your parents have religion. Have a problem with them as well, or is it just western christians that get you panties in a knot? You tell me Lordy, where is it written that taxpayers have to subsidize those who do not want to adapt to changes? Hmmm, thought so. Adapt or die, the mantra for the human race. Vern, you have got to be the only senior citizen that I know of who stays up at this hour of the AM.

2008-01-08T11:45:00.001-08:00

hipster-social paranoia

Holy crap, I'm a latté-sipping, Jack Layton-David Miller-NOW Magazine-lovin', lifestylist, yuppie, neighbourhood-gentrifying, all-organic eating, Spacing-reading, CBC Radio-listening, baby-producing, yoga-doing, non-profit (of the non-threatening type)-supporting, Canadian nationalist, MMP-voting type! What the hell. This guy is so dissing my lifestyle choice. Also, I'm not an artist, I've never gotten a grant, I hate the Drake, I was born in Toronto and I support my friends, but not for their art (most of which I don't get). What does that mean? Does that mean I'm not actually pigeonholed into this category? I'm so fucking confused. Please, facebook, tell me what I should believe.

2008-01-08T11:40:00.000-08:00

phoney log fire that plugs in - $20

Stick in an existing defunct fireplace to amuse your company.

2007-11-11T20:56:00.000-08:00

Woulod you like to sit in front of the TV & have a guy massage your feet? If you are a white male I will do i6t for free. I could massage your shoulders as well. I am not asking you for sex so straight guys also welcome. While I am massing them we can talk about anything.

2007-10-23T10:18:00.001-07:00

I am a fairy, an artist for I can creat visual arts for all who wish to see them. I am also a writer. I am a beautiful spirit who is spiritual, and loves fantasy. My eyes are hazel, my hair is dark auburn. I am 5.7 and I am little boned. I have lovely hands, my wings are magnificent and change color according to my mood. My favorite color is red. I love music,the heavenly bodies,trolls, dragons, elfs, sprites, brownies, and all related creatures. I love children, food, the forest, flying, the sound of the ocean and life. My heart will belong to my children and my soul will belong to my mate.

2007-10-21T21:27:00.000-07:00

Imagine how women would feel with coed bathrooms! - m4w - 32

I would be more worried using a urinal than a stall. Not that I've ever worried or cared. Not into dick at all! I like bi-sexual women or women that enjoy themselves in general with no attitude other than sensual. I won't worry about being stared at, I'm too busy staring at you! I'm clean and disease free. We've never connected because we're both too shy and political correctness is alive and well. Don't want to offend.

2007-10-20T15:52:00.001-07:00

I am going through a really hard break up and i'm pregnant. I really need someone (a lady) preferrably to come and spend some time with me today (a few hours) for a shoulder to cry on. I know my plea sounds desperate but all my family is in another province and i feel extremely sad and lonely. If anyone is willing to lend an ear and a shoulder today please email me. I'm not looking for anyone to bash me because of my post i'm hurting enough as it is.

Thank you for reading

2007-10-19T10:27:00.001-07:00

Can you prove it to me that JW are from Babylon? Do you talk to them and hear they side regarding your acusation? It's nice to say something that you have proof.
It's like this, If i say you are Stupid that i not even see you or talk to you personally! Do you think i am right in acusing you?
So it's better to think first before you say something to others, Isn't it?

tv seduction

2007-10-19T10:22:00.001-07:00

Women & sports - m4w - 40

Into just hanging out, drinking (and Whatnot) and checking out sports on the tube?

Not to the exclusion of anything, mind you, but just a thing to do sometimes...

Into basketball, football, boxing and track & field mostly...

Got this crazy FTA (free-to-air) hooked up and can get just about any pro or college sport being played live...

Not into having the boys over to tear up my joint and would like some company some times...

ps: the little box also gets reams of movie channels...

Anyway,

let me know...

2007-10-19T00:06:00.000-07:00

Targeted with apples.

Last night I was out driking, I was out until about 3:00am. After the bar I went to 7/11 for some munchies. I was walking down Alexander street, right accross from the Mariott, no one else was around (so I thought) Next thing I new, 2 apples were chucked at me. Who throws apples, I'd rather an egg to be thrown if anything! But a apple? Those suckers hurt! Luckily though, the apples missed. So I stopped dead in my tracks because I don't tolerate that, and it was 2 guys around 20-25 years old, and they also had to canes, like the type an elder would use. So I said to them "Apples? Now why would you through apples" And the one guy replies "I didn't throw apples, but I'll be throwing fists in a minute" So stupid me argued for a couple minutes, then the 2 walked off. What I thought was strange was one was on my side of the road and the other guy was on the opposite side. It is almost like 2 guys were just out to disturb shit, but who does that? Boggles my mind I'll tell you what.

switched lines

2007-10-15T23:29:00.001-07:00

We were both shopping at Dominion around 10:30pm on Monday night (Oct. 15). You have a broken arm, brown hair, were wearing jeans and a hoodie/sweatshirt. I have brown hair, was wearing jeans, grey and white stripped shirt, and a grey sweater. You were two people behind me at the checkout, but then you switched lines. Do you want to grab coffee sometime?

2007-10-15T23:13:00.001-07:00

damn it

IM SO DONE WITH FALSE HOPE!

ARGGGG .

2007-09-28T23:50:00.001-07:00

Jehovah's Witnesses are being deceived by their Watchtower Society, They have lied for over 125 years. The lives that this religion aka "CULT" has destroyed is phenomenal.
The WT Society is part of Babylon the Great, and her sins have piled up toward heaven (along with the documented evidence to prove it).
Remember folks, these JW's may seem like friendly people at your door, but their doctrines are deadly.

2007-09-28T12:05:00.000-07:00

I'd finger her, but I gather she's a flighty bitch in reals though. I'd prolly just finger her, then wipe my finger in her hair.

2007-09-13T06:18:00.000-07:00

Matt at Mazda - w4m - 20

Do you hit on all your women customers? It was obvious you wanted way more than for me to buy a car. Couldn't tell if I was something special to you or if you're just a pervert?

2007-09-09T07:44:00.000-07:00

M can you reconsider? - m4w

i regret not just giving you my number and telling you to call if ever you wanted to see me again.

2007-08-18T00:57:00.001-07:00

Hello,

I am a smokey young brunette looking for some butter to fill my bread, I like all sorts of meats. If you smell like balogna then you are my man. We can experiment with mustard and ketchup, maybe even some relish. I enjoy mixing food and pleasure. Please don't be gentle as I like to pretend we are having a BBQ of afternoon delight.

I am not discriminatory, so fair play to all men. Just be willing to sit on my grill.

PS. I like things greasy.

2007-07-29T20:53:00.000-07:00

Question for my boy-lover - w4m - 24

Are we falling apart?

You don't look at me worshipfully anymore.
You don't look at me much anymore.

My weaknesses used to be endearing to you; now you despise them.

"You are at your best when you're smiling and laughing."
So why do you keep making me sad?

I think we're both unhappy. Who's going to crack first?

I love you. I wish you still loved me the way you used to.

Love,

Your ball and chain. x

2007-07-29T12:01:00.001-07:00

you're kidding right

The average posting goes something like this:
- I've never done this before...
- I just got out of a relationship...
- Please be discrete...
- I don't know why I'm doing this, but...
- I just want a 'nice' girl...
- I'm 'tall' (5'9 is not tall)

What happened to guys who aren't lying and who aren't attached? If you're with someone you're not happy with LEAVE. Most of these guys who post are just boring. That's why you finish last, sure you're nice, but there's nothing to you. Substance man - substance!

2007-07-26T21:54:00.000-07:00

Jade in the club today trying not to lose her mind said:
Oh come on people! This parent loves the child - that is obvious. They want child to learn, grow & ultimately be/speak better than they do (what parent doesn't want that for their offspring) AND they aren't pleased w/anything at the moment.
The schools ARE to blame somewhat - 'no child left behind' ( right ) and the parent is too (hence her/his anger about the lack of progress.
They are a parent (my guess is mother) because they are willing to fight it out at school....BUT the vibe I get here is:
"I really wanted you to graduate this year, because I want you out of my house, on your own & being a grown-up...because I'm getting old and can't take this much longer!"
The child is probably eating them out of house/home...not contributing to the finances....and not doing anything like chores or what have you.
Just a theory - I'm sure everyone will point out how waaaay off and how incorrect I am. Whatever.

I laugh at your bubble wrap in A bed of packing peanuts, mmmmm yummy! said:
I read it as a first generation korean born boarder collie whose adopted american short haired cat is not taking its study work seriously. BTW, Salt is SO RIGHT!!

2007-07-19T22:57:00.000-07:00

[re: facebook group]

Hey there everyone, thanks to all your tips and ideas I was contacted by my birthmothers sisters daughter lol wow that was a mouthful, hehe so my birth cousin, she is now sharing lots of information about my birth family and it is all really exciting. Thanks to everyone who helped out and took the time to join my group, It really means alot to me=) Lot's of love xoxox

2007-07-19T22:45:00.000-07:00

Celebrating life - w4w
Date: 2007-06-28, 2:01AM EST

You: Holding his picture

Me: Asking about him

I continue up the street. Towards the plaza. Towards the squatters. Towards the old woman, the dog, the man with the drums.
I see you in the plaza, near the old swings.
Grieving. Accepting.

I ask about your son. You pull out a picture. Drawn by the lady on the corner. A picture of your memory.
I cry with you. Tears for what once was.
Tears for him. And him.

I'll bseeingu
BA

2007-07-19T22:44:00.001-07:00

Losing life - w4w
Date: 2007-06-06, 6:04PM EST

You: Mourning him

Me: Comforting you

I walk past the building on the corner. It's hardly recognizable now. What was once a burned out shell is one of the largest signs of life in the city.
Through the screams, people are coming together. Working. Making a home.
Fighting the terror.
Fighting for life.

You're outside. Still looking. Still hoping.
As I pass, I can feel your anger. Your broken expectations.
A woman sits on the corner. Sketching memories. People lost. People that won't be forgotten.
As long as you're here, he won't be.

Little comfort. That's all there is.

I'll bseeingu
BA

2007-07-19T22:42:00.000-07:00

What if... - w4m

What if you had a woman who would let you run, not make you come home "on time" every night, not make you "play house", allow you to hang with your yawdies and do whatever it is you do, and never complain.

What if this woman would love you, care for you, and give you what you need when you need it?

Would you love her then?

Karma...can kick you hard sometimes.

2007-07-19T22:40:00.000-07:00

Kontiki Watersports - Orient Beach, St. Martin - w4m - 27

You were working last Tuesday at Kontiki when I was there ported from a RC cruise. Can I just say that you made the hot sun and salty water all the better for me that day. Nothing was even exchanged btwn you and I, but from my view...you were breathtaking. This was the only pic I could get (behind the counter not in front...hahaha)! Thanks for making my trip very memorable.

2007-07-19T22:38:00.000-07:00

Eddie Butler where are you? - w4m - 34

We met on Royal Caribbean and a chance meeting later at the airport then we kept in contact until last year. I miss you. I called and your family said you were in the Grenadines. But I lost your number. I wish I could have made it to Texas because I would have put you in my pocket and carried your home. Contact me and we'll catch up.

2007-07-19T22:36:00.001-07:00

WORK FOR YOU/NO SELLING

you work hard for other, when will you start working for you.

2007-07-19T22:35:00.001-07:00

I'm about to start 'A Course in Miracles', and wanted to try to get a few like-minded people together to meet up and discuss the exercises. I guess it's akin to having a workout buddy or two---might help motivate one another, and also, deepen the practice. I'm a female in my early thirties, living in the East End, but we could meet up anywhere downtown, depending on where folks are at. It'd be great to meet up sometime at the beginning of August for our first one.

2007-07-16T22:17:00.000-07:00

Hi - I want to meet a nice fellow who likes a male in sexy lingerie.
I cannot entertain but can travel to meet you.
I'm versatile and like to please.
If you're interested - Contact me and we can get together for some erotic fun.
I'm safe and healthy - Want the same - Bye for now.
Psss - Please don't ask for cock pics - I have a cute one - That's all.

2007-07-15T11:41:00.000-07:00

you: wearing white (i think) turning the corner with an ice cap in one hand and your head in the other... you mumbled something to the likes of " arghhh... too quickly.... it gave me a headache"

us: three lovely ladies sitting upon a bench admiring the general splendor that is toronto.

I just wanted to let you know that the remedie for one of those nasty ice cream headaches is pressing your toung to the roof of your mouth! works everytime ... like a charm!

hotdog showing

2007-07-14T11:42:00.000-07:00

hotdog with rabbies more pics www.afoodbook.com

2007-07-14T11:30:00.001-07:00

make a great snack apple chief head

2007-07-11T23:38:00.000-07:00

richard d I miss you still - w4m

hey we were young and did not know. 22 years later I still miss you. we should have been together what a good life we would have had. good luck on your retirement. Hey we made it.ps rd is from lower east side

2007-07-11T23:32:00.000-07:00

1600 9oz plastic cocktail glasses for charity

1600 9oz plastic cocktail glasses for a charity. I'll need some identification when you pick these up. They are for a charity only.

2007-07-11T11:21:00.000-07:00

so what gives?? everytime I go to your KFC and order a FAMILY PACK, you always give me itty bitty tiny bits of chicken.

at first I thought it was just the way the Chicken came, then it started happening over and over again. Know what I did? well ... I got a couple of buddies of mine (of multi-cultural backgrounds)

( 2 were brown/1 was black/1 caucasian & 1 Asian) and We all posed as different customers and ordered various combos. Then I came in right after them and ordered as well. (just to see if it was some personal issue you had with me..)

Okay, when we checked our orders (at my house), the Brown Bud got HUGE pieces of chicken, and yet (no surprise) the rest of us, got small itty bits of chicken.

so What's the Problem? You hate anybody who isn't Brown???

BUSTED MOTHERFUCKER!!!

2007-07-11T00:14:00.001-07:00

to ken, my fat fucking co-worker, who stops in the middle of helping me, to take his lunch break.....GO FUCK YOURSELF as if you couldn't wait 1 1/2 minutes to go on your break, you had to leave me hanging with a 90 lbs. piece of metal on my hands to go eat your haggard sub and your dorittos. (p.s I have never seen you eat a piece of fruit or vegetable the whole time i have worked there) you're a complete douche bag, rot in hell and do i really have to say it again?i would love to say it to your face, but in fear of my job, i will write it on the computer... GO FUCK YORSELF loser

2007-07-11T00:12:00.001-07:00

To Talena, my total bitch of a co-worker:

Fuck you for giving a cold shoulder to me when I was just trying to be polite. Fuck you for being the fun police. And fuck you for being so impatient.

Oh, and stop talking so god damn much about your boyfriend. I bet he's as much of a ditz as you are.

2007-07-11T00:00:00.000-07:00

some people drink too much
talk too much
think too much
smile too much
ive got em all beat
crickets- but not in this city
and certainly not jiminy

if the opposite is true than of course
bad things happen to good people
of this i am convinced
love only has legs
so it can runaway
so buy a bear trap
i love a girl that makes me howl at the moon crazy

there is mint in the japanese eye drops im using.
they feel like little piece of glass at war with my pupils.
but they bleach my eyes white even sleep couldnt save me.

i want to find a new world with you in hand
this has been the summer of my life
true love

troo luv

2007-07-10T23:55:00.001-07:00

SPOONING TERMS:

Ambispooniferous - Able to assume the position of spooner or spoonee with impartiality towards either position.

Spoonee - One who prefers to assume the spooning position in which he/she is embraced from behind.

Spooner - One who prefers to assume the spooning position in which he/she is doing the embracing.

Spooning - A non-sexual embrace in which two or more persons lie back to chest, fitting together as spoons do in your kitchen drawer.

Spoon Train - An act involving 3 or more consecutive people spooning simultaneously.

Sporking - Spooning with some extra "persuasion" provided by the (male) spooner. Often results in forking.

spooning = fun.
spooning = love.
spooning = life, and you can't deny it.
saying you didn't like to spoon would be the biggest lie ever, and you know it.

2007-07-05T09:25:00.001-07:00

Listen butter-nuts.
If you want to lounge on the escalator, trying to impress you're little boot-licking lackey, stand to the right for fuck's sake!!!
Some of us have things to do. Get the fuck outta the way! Goof!
Has anyone ever noticed that the only people who just stand on the escalators are usually the useless sacks of shit that would actually benefit from a bit of excercise and a trip to the salad bar?

2007-07-05T09:22:00.001-07:00

Just wanted to let you know everything is simply peachy keen. I'm getting enough sleep, eating better and excercising more. I take the bike to work each day. I think I'm actually learning to deal with stress in a much more constructive manner, I'm even meditating a few times a week! I started dating again, and since I've decided to try celibacy for a while, it's actually MORE fun without the added pressure. I'm gaining the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the strength to change the things I can, and sometimes show the wisdom to know the difference.

"Depend not on another, but lean instead on thyself...True happiness is born of self-reliance"
the laws of Manu

2007-07-04T23:50:00.001-07:00

i do not love < agent_mike > 07/04 15:07:27

being in prison

2007-07-04T23:48:00.001-07:00

Engage the theory not the man!!! < StinkPalm > 07/04 16:00:09

Ad homenim attack do nothing to defeat a theory. So what if Darwin was a fuck up, doesn't matter his theory still holds.

Plus learn a little about sciencee and epistemology, NOTHING can be proven only disproven. Everything is a theory but some are more accurate to reality and some have more evidence and some even come with nifty little equations.

2007-07-04T23:28:00.001-07:00

Here's a solution I never heard mentioned. < indep > 07/04 21:29:18

I'd be very surprised if nobody came up with this before.

America adds up all the health, welfare, and legal costs and services provided to Mexican citizens in America, and sends the bill to Mexico, or conveniently deducts the amount from foreign aid. Mexico then has no incentive to encourage illegal immigration, and may even help guard the border.

The Blue Pig

2007-07-04T23:22:00.001-07:00

A 16th century pub in Grantham, Lincolnshire, United Kingdom on Vine Street, near Watergate. One of the most famous[vague] pubs in town, the other being the Beehive on Castlegate, which is one of only very few pubs in the UK with a living sign outside.[citation needed] The Beehive has a real working beehive of South African bees outside as the sign. The Blue Pig's sign is a large blue pig.

2007-07-04T23:18:00.001-07:00

The Beliefs of another world, written by Michelle McVey, is a 1999 book.

It was a common favorite among teens struggling with life.[citation needed]

The story is about two main characters, Lucille and Hiro, both from different worlds, but struggling in different characteristics.

Lucille Souza is a girl from a poor family, growing up in the streets of NYC, before she bumps into Hiro Shizuo, a japanese transfer student, caught up in his wealthy family's troubles. He apologizes, and promises to take her out for lunch, as a proper apology, she agrees, but later runs off.

The story is also an explanation, a description of how although people may have different aspects, and views of the world, we can still come together and unify. The book is mainy focused on Chinese religions, such as Buddhism, Confucianism, and Taoism. It reflects the teachings of old Buddhist stories, Taoist methods for realization, and Confucianist sayings.

At the end of the book there is a poem-

A time again, a love passing,

All a block from true enlightenment.

None could fail in such an aspect,

Other than those with minds clouded by greed.

Never should you focus on what you want-

Just on what you have.

And a Haiku after this.

Winter clouds in life,

With death may another strive,

Autumn, death, spring, a life.

2007-07-04T23:13:00.001-07:00

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2007-07-04T23:07:00.001-07:00

_name = A.N.Prahlada Rao | type = Crossword Writer | state_name = Karnataka | district = Bangalore |

A.N.Prahlada Rao(Kannada:C.£Á.¥ÀæºÁèzÀgÁª) pronunciation (help·info) living in BangaloreSouth Indian state of Karnataka. It is the headquarters of Karnataka. It is known for I.T city in india.

```A. N. Prahlada Rao``` from Bangalore is a ```Kannada crossword writer```. He has created 18000 crosswords in Indiain-Kannada language for various kannada daily Newspapers and periodicals.

2007-07-04T23:03:00.000-07:00

Avalanche (roller coaster)
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Avalanche is a steel bobsled roller coaster located at Pleasure Beach Blackpool in Blackpool. It opened in 1988.

There are 3 trains with 10 cars per train. Riders are arranged inline in 2 rows for a total of 20 riders per train. Riders must be 44" or taller to ride.

2007-06-24T23:01:00.000-07:00

wiggers think there so cool immatating black people but when a black man dresses gangsta its all right but when a white hobbit like this little kid does it he looks like trailer trash like the rest of those wiggers like boon said FUCK WIGGERS

zhou xuan

2007-06-15T20:10:00.000-07:00

a flower inserted into garment's button whole

2007-05-14T10:56:00.001-07:00

Something funny happened the other day. My beautiful breasts DID suck themselves. It was so strange, but it made me feel liberated to know I don't need a man to do that for me.

2007-05-14T00:28:00.000-07:00

I am going to marry her on top of a mountain, and our children will form a family band and tour the countryside and you all won't be invited because she's all mine.

count on me

2007-05-13T00:16:00.001-07:00

oh we have the same computer! stay away from the macbook, intel is the devil. i saw you in buffalo with bright eyes and the magic numbers and have been in love with you (r music) ever since. come play a show in SoCal. you can count on me being there~ kohl~

novelty cans

2007-05-12T23:14:00.000-07:00

Rant: My giant dick
Date: 2006-06-17, 1:18PM PDT

Where to begin? I hate my giant dick. I haven't always hated it, mind you, just for the last, oh, 17 years or so.

I loved my dick when I was 13 and had a nice 7 inch tool. I'd put it through its paces regularly and just couldn't wait to share it with some of my female classmates. At 14 I was starting to get just a little concerned as I then had a 9 inch member. It was great, but I was hoping for no further growth. No such luck. By the time I was 16 or 17, the growth finally ended. Unfortunately, not before I had reached my freakish proportions.

It's 12 inches long. It's about as big around as one of those tall cans of Coors Light (horrible beer, by the way). It doesn’t help that I’m a shower, not a grower. When flaccid it’s still 9 inches. In high school I picked up nicknames like cackyderm (creative), kickstand, and “the plunger.” I was smart, funny, athletic, and well liked, though, so the kidding was not mean spirited. I know that some awkward big dicked guys must go through much worse in high school.

Now, I’m sure some guys are thinking that this doesn’t sound like a problem and they wouldn’t mind swinging a stick like this around. Trust me, it sucks. To understand what it’s like to live with a giant dick you have to throw out everything you know about normal life. I love sports and athletic activities. Unfortunately, my dick loves this too and celebrates by flopping around like a frog on a frying pan. An extra large heavy-duty athletic supporter is an absolute must. Go without, and I could end up with a black eye. Of course, by the time I get everything stuffed into the supporter I look like I’ve crammed a grapefruit down my shorts in case I need a snack at half time. If the supporter fails, my dick will fly out of there like the spring snakes in one of those novelty cans of mixed nuts. I hope there aren’t any kids watching the game. I really enjoy swimming, but water + swim trunks = cling = gasps. My next house will have a pool and a tall fence.

How about non-athletic activities like, say, walking down the street? First off, boxers are out. No one wants to see that coming toward them. Even briefs only do a marginal job of keeping everything from swinging around. All new clothes must be tried on to see if they pass my dick visibility test (DVT). Jeans fail. Many slacks fail. Most shorts fail. Need to sit on the toilet? Hold on to snakey or he’s going swimming.

Fine, but it’s gotta rock in the sack, right? Wrong. Don’t get me wrong, it gets hard as a rock and stays that way, but finding someone able to work with it has been difficult. I’m a nice, attractive, and successful guy so I have met a lot of women who wanted to get down with me. That is, until they see my dick. My first time was when I was 18 with a friend’s older sister (23). The look on her face when she saw it erect was one of surprise, incredulity, and fear. To her credit, she was willing to give it a go, but it would only go so far. Guys, you know how great it feels to pound away “balls deep”? I don’t. I have yet to find a woman who can take it all. A lot of women have simply said, “Forget it” once they see it. Last month I met a really nice woman who followed me back to my place from a Belltown bar. We got close and it was getting hot until ol’ dicky came out. The look on her face was one of actual horror (you know, eyes bulged, hand over a gaping mouth). Without saying a word, she bolted up, grabbed her clothes, and was out the door. You’d think it had five dragon heads at the end (it doesn’t, by the way). How about a nice blowjob? Maybe if there were a bunch of female versions of Steve Tyler out there I’d actually be able to get one. That leaves few options. I’ve gotten very good at going down and handjobs are about all that works with most ladies. Given the crap shoot of reactions from new partners, masturbation has been my best option overall.

I know things could be worse. I’m 6’2” and 220 pounds, so at least it doesn’t look like an actual third leg like it would if I were 5’1”. It’s also not bent, doesn’t just get to half mast, or have any of the other physical problems a dick can have. But it’s a damn hassle every day. I’d give my left nut to give up 4 inches and some girth.

To those guys who wish they had a massive dick instead of their average or below average one, I say enjoy what you have. Things could be worse: your wish could come true.

Think again before you wish you had a massive penis.

Have a nice day.

we missed it - 28

2007-04-24T23:05:00.001-07:00

it's hard to believe that we screwed it up this bad. we were perfect for each other. life got in the way i guess. we really had the most romantic love story ever...

i'll always miss you, and never forget you

human behaviour

2007-04-24T22:59:00.000-07:00

in an effort to develop new friendships, i've listed some my favorite things...french fries, lipgloss, smoothies, hip hop, law & order, purses, organic hair care, fruity fragrances, movies with subtitles, graffiti art, pizza, human behaviour, herbal tea, graphic tees, funky accessories, dim sum, hoodies, live music, mental stimulation, queen st., downtown record shops, turntablism, spoken word, desserts, showcase television, chocolate brown, cheap eats, introspective lyrics, erotica, abstract thought, salads, underground radio, soul music, lasagna, world music, sour patch kids, 80's era, CSI, and the list goes on...
if you think we have stuff in common, hit me up with a reply.

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2007-04-22T01:12:00.000-07:00

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